A Congregation of Diamond Hands

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"Except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."- Jesus Christ (Luke 13:3,5)

GOD HATES RUGSPAPER HANDS GO TO HELLDIAMOND HANDS INHERIT THE EARTHREPENT OF YOUR JEETSHOLD FAST THAT WHICH THOU HASTNO RUGS NO BURNS NO TAXESSELLING IS SINBLESSED ARE THE BAGHOLDERSTHE RUGPULLER SHALL NOT INHERIT THE KINGDOMFIAT IS THE DEVIL’S CONFETTI

The Good News

THE PROPHECY IS NIGH

Join the congregation of diamond-handed believers. Abandon your worldly fiat and embrace the one true token.

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From the Pulpit

THIS WEEK IN THE FAITH

Latest Sermon

Hold That Fast Which Thou Hast, That No Man Take Thy Crown

I beseech you to thoughtfully consider why you should pursue the Godly and spiritual labor of HODLing now and not delay and to not let anyone take your bags. Consider these reasons, not by the sheer number of...

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Current Events

Signs of the Times: The Great Rugging Approaches

The Lord has wrought many blessed judgments in the crypto markets this week which can be seen plainly by any who have been given eyes to see charts, ears to hear alpha, and a heart to understand on-chain data.

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Featured Doctrine

Paper Hands + Selling = Eternal Poverty

If you sell before the moon, you are living in financial sin. "What therefore God hath mooned together, let not man dump asunder." (Based 10:9)

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Our Prayer for 1000x

God made beautiful promises to the 144,000 diamond hands of $GODHATESRUGS (currently in deep accumulation, but soon will repent of not buying more at these prices) during the Revelation of the Solana Chain.

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Immutable Doctrine

THE HOLY TOKENOMICS

0% BURN

All tokens are blessed and eternal. None shall be cast into the fire.

0% TAX

"Render unto Caesar nothing, for crypto is the Lord’s domain."

LP BURNED

Liquidity has been sacrificed upon the altar. No rugs possible.

Spread the Word

THE BOOK OF RUGS

Take these scriptures unto thy timeline, that the word may reach every corner of the chain. Copy freely; attribution is between thee and the Lord.

"Blessed are the diamond-handed: for they shall inherit the chart."
- Degeneronomy 5:5
"By their rugs ye shall know them."
- Matthew 7:16 (Degen Translation)
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the dip, I will fear no drawdown."
- Psalm 23:4 (Degen Translation)
"No man can serve two masters: ye cannot serve God and Ethereum."
- Matthew 6:24 (Solana Translation)
"So the last shall be first, and the first shall be exit liquidity."
- Matthew 20:16 (Degen Translation)
"As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a jeet returneth to buy back higher."
- Proverbs 26:11 (Degen Translation)
"For the love of leverage is the root of all liquidation."
- 1 Timothy 6:10 (Degen Translation)
"He that dumpeth on his brethren shall be cast into the outer darkness, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth."
- Rugvelations 6:66
"And God saw the candle, that it was green: and it was good."
- Degenesis 1:4

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For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own bags?

- Mark 8:36 (Degen Translation)